food? no… friend
i love how the hamster panic eats the food (‘:
(Source: cineraria)
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
change the direction of the train if you concentrate
no this is omg what NO
I feel like god, commanding it to go whichever I please
train, turn back! No, in the other way, that’s right, good train, now BACK!
(Source: dpaf)
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
you are a great role model
thHIS WAS HTE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND I REFUSE STO LET IT GET SO LITTLE AMOUNT OF NOTES
(Source: dekomoron-archive)
